Tuesday, August 2, 2011

"We degrade faith by talking about religion” - Bob Dylan

I wonder what the Vatican thinks of this guy and his stance on the Komen Foundation.
Toledo Catholic Bishop Leonard Blair has banned parishes and parochial schools from raising funds for the Susan G. Komen Foundation, citing concerns that the global anti-cancer giant may someday fund embryonic stem-cell research.
I already know how how Jebus feels about him...
We must end all breast cancer research, now, because if a cure isn't found using traditional methods, science will turn it's cold, secular gaze upon our poor defenseless blastocysts, shredding their tiny trophoblasts and greedily ripping the genetic material from the their cute little blastocoeles. It's far better that children lose their mothers, that lovers lose their partners, that parents lose their daughters, that women suffer long, painful journeys to Heaven.

It's what makes God happy.
(Title quote from a May, 2007 Rolling Stone interview, via Gus.)

2 comments:

Keera Ann Fox said...

What? Free birth control isn't enough to gripe about for virginal Catholic men?

alice said...

I guess they're never going to have enough to gripe about. They sure do like bossing us helpless, empty-headed womenfolk around -- a lot more than they like looking out for our best interests, that's for sure!