Saturday, October 14, 2006

GOP Gay Purge?

Oh, my! If the GOP takes their War on Gays to center stage, will any non-breeder be safe?
The likes of Rev. Lou Sheldon at the Traditional Values Coalition and Tony Perkins, head of the Family Research Council, are demanding a "Come to Jesus Meeting" in the GOP to discuss expelling gays from the party's corridors of power.

"Has the social agenda of the GOP been stalled by homosexual members and/or staffers?" asks Perkins.

He has a point, the Republicans have controlled all three branches of government for six years, but abortion is still legal and gays aren't yet routinely rounded up and sent to forced reorientation camps.

But if "nuts" like Perkins and Wildmon want to cleanse all but God-fearing breeders from the party's top ranks, will they stop with the Congress?
I wonder if that means that Andy Sullivan have to turn in his GOP membership card? Will Mary get kicked out of the Cheney family? Will Condi have to come up with some way to prove she's het?

Once the witch burning has begun, how does one know when to stop?

2 comments:

fletch said...

Condi needs to come up with a way to prove she's a human being first.

alice said...

HA! I stand corrected. ;-)