Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Randomness

Is Lott on his way out? Could he give us a red state pickup? Or is this just his way of pushing the severely weakened Frist aside? Stay tuned...

It's hard to believe, but there actually is a politician out there who is more of a twisted sellout than Bill Frist! No word yet on whether or not Santorum kills kittens.

Closer to home, one of Tennessee's most humiliating citizens is back in the news. Jeff Miller is mad at the press because they reported a true story. Mind you, he admits that he had a girlfriend before his divorce. The supposedly christian, 120% heterosexual Miller does not deny the charges, he's just mad that he was caught (more here). Kinda like the crook in the White House, who isn't sorry that he broke the law, but is mad at the press for letting us citizens know about his transgressions.

Sandy over at hamdems is justifiably mad over Frist's latest moral failing. We can't possibly shake Frist quick enough. There's something that is horribly wrong with the very core of the guy -- perhaps his interest in cardiology was triggered by the realization that he only has a dark, cold, black void where his heart is supposed to be...

On the lighter side... for Angry Alien fans out there, there is now a 30-second Star Wars in the mix! Whee!

And finally (don't go here if you're at work, easily offended, or the kids are looking over your shoulder), why do we even bother with fiction when the truth is so strange?

1 comment:

Joe P. said...

Regarding the ..um ... personal "appliance" featuring the likeness of a baby jesus .. um ... so much could be said. However i must wonder if perhaps there are similar ... "appliances" which feature Buddha, or maybe one for Mormons, or maybe a line of Popes ...

Great Googly Moogly, as Zappa used to say.